Dong Cunrui was my Son

话说董存瑞牺牲之后，国家准备为他召开追悼大会，届时主席和总理等领导人都会参加。组织活动的人找到了董存瑞他妈，让她出席大会并讲话。老太太说她是个农村妇女，哪会讲什么话，推辞半天。然后人家说，你别怕，我们都帮您准备好了，到时候您就说三句话，第一句"董存瑞是我的儿子"，第二句"董存瑞是人民的儿子"，第三句"董存瑞是毛主席的儿子"。老太太说那成吧。然后就开会了，就轮到她上台讲话了。她非常非常紧张，因为看到了主席和总理。然后她就开始说："董存瑞是我和毛主席的儿子！"!!!!!!!" 全会场的人都要疯了。主席在下面轻轻地问，"恩来呀，当年咱们长征的时候去过她们村吗？"

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